Saturday, March 8, 2008

'Harry Potter and The Fresh Prince of Bel Air'

Harry Potter stars Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe have said they are very much looking forward to having children come and visit the set of their new movie "Harry Potter and The Fresh Prince of Bel Air."

Having children, come visit the set, is important it seems, to all the Potter stars.

"I'm looking forward to having these kids come and visit us, it will be good for them, to see that this 'stuff' isn't actually real. That it's just special effects laden 'drivel'" said Radcliffe.

Watson, who will be later denying that she is pregnant by Radcliffe chimed in "Having these children is important to us. For all of us. They are the ones that have made us so rich that really, we can all sit on our arses and do nothing for the rest of our lives."

Watson's words though were quickly critiqued by a Dr Edward Maxwell, an expert in everything. "Aha - self delusional. Look what happened to Jack Wild. One minute he was the greatest child actor of all time - next he was a shrivelled up ET lookalike. If I were to review the Potter film's they would get just 1 star. I wonder what Watson will be doing in 10 years time?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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